Submitted to: www.theguardian.com on: Mon, 2 Jan 2017

Shock, Horror!

Dear Editor,

So leaked papers reveal that Jean-Claude Juncker, the "main man" (finance minister and then prime minister) for over twenty years in the famous (and highly successful) tax-haven of Luxembourg, obstructed tax reforms. Shock, horror!

Only one question remains: Is the Pope catholic?

PS: The most scandalous point here is why on earth was he ever put forward to be president of the European Commission? No wonder the public is losing confidence in "The Establishment".

Regards
Alan